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Detroit Prepares to Light Non-Offensive Red Holiday Cup Instead of Traditional Christmas Tree

May 2, 2021May 2, 20211 min read The Detroit Observer

As the non-offensive, non-denominational, non-racist and non-trigger-warning-ing holiday season moves into full-swing (no offense to non-baseball players and non-multi-partner-sex-partiers) this coming Winter, Detroit prepares to

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Detroit Prepares to Light Non-Offensive Red Holiday Cup Instead of Traditional Christmas Tree

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