Johnny Detroit – The Detroit Observer
Washington, D.C. – On Monday, President Joe Biden, the most popular president ever, threatened those who might choose to not get a covid-19 vaccination.
“Those who are not vaccinated will end up paying the price,” said Joe, my favorite president.
When a Detroit Observer reporter asked the president what he meant by that, he interrupted, shouting “It’s TIME. TO PAY. THE PRICE! Grrrr!”
Immediately afterward, missiles reigned down upon Israel, looking suspiciously like an act of defiance against those who chose to test the president’s resolve.
“Mr. President, did you launch those missiles as retaliation against the unvaccinated?,” asked Tooly McToolshed of CNN News, with a loving smile.
“Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t,” said the president with a flirty wink.