Man Wonders if He’s the Only One Who Decided to Cosplay at ‘Spotlight’ Movie Premiere

Man Wonders if He’s the Only One Who Decided to Cosplay at ‘Spotlight’ Movie Premiere

Pictured above, Stan Green of Dearborn wonders, “How come nobody else is cosplaying?”
(Note for dimwitted, angry social justice warriors: That’s a tasteless Halloween costume, not an actual child.)

January 19th, Detroit – A long line of eager movie-goers waited for the Detroit premiere of the movie “Spotlight” this past weekend, a film about the Boston Globe’s exposition of child molestation happening in the local Boston area Catholic Archdiocese.

“This is the first time I’ve been to a movie opening where nobody else was dressed up as a character from the movie,” commented Green as he waited for doors to open.

When asked if he felt stupid for dressing up in a Halloween costume depicting a priest with a (fake) child appearing to perform sexual acts on him, Stan added, “I don’t know. Nobody’s really said anything yet. I think they’re just all trying to pretend they don’t see me. Aside from the one guy who asked me for my number.”

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