Johnny Detroit – The Detroit Observer Ann Arbor – More than 700 instructors from the University of Michigan are asking if they can just murder
Category: culture
“I Love Chinese Food” Says Gretchen Whitmer, in Celebration of Cinco de Mayo
Johnny Newz – The Detroit Observer Lansing – In celebration of Cinco de Mayo, the celebration of the Mexican army’s victory over the French at
Starbucks Releases Cookie in Support of the Confederacy
In the wake of slitting thousands of innocent polar bears’ throats as part of their continuing War On Christmas, Starbucks has released a new cookie
Detroit Prepares to Light Non-Offensive Red Holiday Cup Instead of Traditional Christmas Tree
As the non-offensive, non-denominational, non-racist and non-trigger-warning-ing holiday season moves into full-swing (no offense to non-baseball players and non-multi-partner-sex-partiers) this coming Winter, Detroit prepares to
Mayor Mike Duggan to Become First Transsexual Mayor of Detroit
In 2013, Mike Duggan became the first white mayor of Detroit in 40 years. However, it appears that he’s not satisfied with just one “first”.
Dan Gilbert Buys Detroit City Hall, Turns It Into a Starbucks
Detroit – Detroiters finally have a reason to go to City Hall. In the past, Detroiters hated going to City Hall, as it was never
Detroit Police Solve All Unsolved Murders, Rapes and Other Crimes, Celebrate by Filming Choreographed #RunningManChallenge Dance Video
After finally solving the literally tens of thousands of unsolved rapes, murders, break-ins, muggings, and other violent crimes in the city of Detroit, the DPD
Wayne County to Reopen Eloise as Sanctuary for 20,000 Refugees
One of the biggest hot button issues since 2016 has been what to do with the thousands of adult male Syrian refugees looking to emigrate
